cosmic creeper digest: bear hugs and love bites

as i said earlier, mommy and daddy haven't been too happy with me lately (noting the comment on those terrible twos). last week, i wasn't very good at school, not to mention i guess you can say i wasn't the best kid at home either. i just like to get my way, eat what i want, go to bed when i want...did i mention hitting, screaming, kicking and biting? oh, yeah those things too. i don't see why i have to do everything that they tell me to do or not do what they tell me to stop doing. what's the big deal. so, i've just gotten a little frustrated. so, i'll scream really loud to make sure everyone knows they've irritated me. or, at school i bit a friend of mine last week. no one knows why i did it. i just leaned over at the lunch table and took a bite! she's my friend though, don't worry. in fact, we've been caught kissing even! hee hee...just a friendly little kiss and now all the adults think we're so cute that we like to kiss buh-bye at the end of each day. then, i hit a friend over the head with a toy car. i have gotten in trouble for all these things, so i've settled down a bit this week. from the time outs at school to mommy blabbing on the way home about how i have to be nice to my friends, then she's been making me go to bed earlier (she thinks i need more sleep, but she must not get it yet that i'm waking up in the middle of the night to play because i don't need that extra sleep!), then i hear about how i have to be nice to my friends and give them hugs all the way to school. i figured i'd chill out this week. well, i got a bite of my own today. one big bite on my face! i was a tough guy though, don't worry. i didn't cry. i didn't tattle on my friend. i just toughed it out. my teachers noticed later in the day, but don't really know what happened and that's okay. when any of us get a time out, we all go visit them while they sit down for their little rest and say hi because it's sad since we all just want to play. mommy said that maybe i won't bite anyone again and i agreed with her and told her it hurt. so, now i have this boo-boo...teeth marks and a big red mark right by my ear. it's okay though, it goes well with my big black and blue bump on my forehead from me tripping and falling into our bookshelf at school. i know mom likes all my head injuries.